you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
do you ever just see someone that you’re close to and think about how out of the 7 billion people on the earth and the infinite possibilities life could have presented you with, somehow you were fortunate enough to have someone like that in your life
do u ever just sit there and realize what a fucking mess u are and then get even sadder
have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
This is my girlfriend
no im not
Stop shaming the selfie!! Encourage the selfie!!! You feel cute??? You gosh darn show the cute!! Display the cute!!! Let everyone see the cute!!! You’re the cutest thing anyone’s ever seen!!!
Because the arrow from the previous episode didn’t magically disappear in the next.
I love it.
The best part? The whole scene was a tribute to the seventh Doctor story “The Silver Nemesis” (even down to the camera shot of the person shooting)
you can make the merry-go-round go faster if you yell encouragements at your horse
what sort of life hack is this
an extremely useful one
You can make the merry-go-round FEEL faster if you pick a horse on the outside. The rotational velocity of all horses is the same, but the ones furthest from the center experience higher tangential velocity since they have to cover the same angle over a larger arclength.
- Cats can’t read maps or signs
- There’s no post on Sundays
- You can’t cancel Quidditch
- None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall
Do you just ever love a person so much
But not in a sexual/romantic way
You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship
It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate
You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life
Gonna draw pokemon in panties.
THIS IS A SOPHISTICATED SHOW
Base By: Jahrenesis